Monthly Archives: May 2013

A Hairy Situation

I have a confession to make. I just don’t get it. I am baffled by teen hair, and the exorbitant amounts of time that it takes to make it look “just right.” I guess this officially makes me an out-of-touch … Continue reading

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How To Stay Awake in School

Lately, my daughter Amanda, 16, can’t seem to stay awake in school. This semester seems to be particularly sleep-inducing. This is probably due to a number of factors, such as too much homework, answering facebook-messages from her fan club of … Continue reading

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I’ve made a very disturbing discovery lately. Now that I have teenaged daughters, who are really, REALLY interested in teenaged boys, I have discovered that teenaged boys are incredibly, mind-blowingly STUPID. It seems like the more a girl likes a … Continue reading

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Pop Show vs. Root Canal

Here’s a simple and fun experiment. Ask any mom at random, who has a daughter in middle school, if she’d rather enjoy a 2-hour Pop Show Performance or a 2-hour root canal without anesthesia. Trust me, she’s going root canal … Continue reading

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Countdown to Prom Night – The Pics

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A Letter To Captain Kitchen Roach

Dear Captain Kitchen Roach Good evening, you scurrying six-legged bastard. Now that it is Springtime, I see you have decided to return from your long winter’s vacation. We had a glorious time in your absence, but I see that you … Continue reading

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I Hate Technology. And The Jones’!

I miss the old Pre-Technology days when life was a lot simpler and way less expensive. My brother and my Dad have an ongoing argument about this. Dad says that back in the 70s and 80s, when he was raising … Continue reading

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