Monthly Archives: June 2013

An Open Letter to Mr. Diet

Dear Mr. Diet: I know we had an ugly break-up a few months ago.  Things were going so well for so long. I had finally put you in your place, and you knew your proper role in my life. We … Continue reading

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How to Survive a Vacation with Teenagers

I realize that the idea of vacationing with teenagers is a delicate subject fraught with anxiety and dread. So rest assured that, as a mom, I will discuss this subject in a mature and tasteful manner devoid of expressions such … Continue reading

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The Year in Review: Clueless Boyfriends on Parade

Looking back on this past school year, you might say that there was a “theme” or common thread that tied the whole year together. And that thread was Stupid Boys. As we look back in remembrance, we could fondly dub … Continue reading

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Making the Team

“Running is a road to self-awareness and reliance… you can push yourself to extremes and learn the harsh reality of your physical and mental limitations or coast quietly down a solitary path watching the earth spin beneath your feet. But … Continue reading

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A Letter from My Financial Advisor

If there’s one thing you should know about my husband and I, it’s that, collectively, we have no financial sense whatsoever.  We are as dumb as two drunk jackasses when it comes to planning for our financial future, which is … Continue reading

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The Squirrely Days of Summer

This is what is I saw in the backyard the other day. It seems even the Squirrels are on Summer Vacation “Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.” – Sam Keen  “Periods of wholesome laziness, after days of energetic effort, … Continue reading

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I’m going to change the world, as soon as I finish my homework.

Break out the balloons! There is cause for raucous celebration in my household this week!  No, not my birthday, we already did that.  It’s an event that, frankly, we had our doubts would ever to come to pass. Emily has … Continue reading

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