Category Archives: Teens

The Squirrely Days of Summer

This is what is I saw in the backyard the other day. It seems even the Squirrels are on Summer Vacation “Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.” – Sam Keen  “Periods of wholesome laziness, after days of energetic effort, … Continue reading

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10 Things I Want for My Birthday

Bring On The Cake!  It’s my birthday today, so I am going to give you a list of all the presents that I really want. Let’s pretend that money is no object, that you are the Oracle of Gift Giving, … Continue reading

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The Swimsuit Edition: Introducing the Bovine Collection

Does the term “Bathing Suit Shopping” strike terror in your loins? It would for me, if I could just find my loins, but I haven’t seen them since 1984. They’re probably hiding under my stomach flap, but I’m not sure. … Continue reading

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I’ve made a very disturbing discovery lately. Now that I have teenaged daughters, who are really, REALLY interested in teenaged boys, I have discovered that teenaged boys are incredibly, mind-blowingly STUPID. It seems like the more a girl likes a … Continue reading

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Mr. Fix-It

  My hubby Paul loves it when a brand new problem presents itself. Like yesterday, when he got home from work, Emily, 14, stomps in and hands him her cell phone. She says, “Dad, you need to take a look … Continue reading

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Hold the Smart Phone, Little Missy!

I’ll tell you what really gets on my nerves. It’s a teenaged girl with her face in her phone. If you look around you, you’ll spot this annoying phenomena everywhere you go. Hubby and I went out on a rare … Continue reading

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If the Principal calls, do NOT answer!

So I am at work the other day creating award-winning ads googling “celebrity meltdowns”, when I get a phone call from the principal of Emily’s school. Oh no. This cannot be good. “It seems that a disturbing an incident has … Continue reading

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